I'm taking Rick's side in this. I'm can prove that Rick is correct. Look at Hillary's dress! Designed by a straight guy. Look at the men around Hillary. Feckin bored. How do you think the men would look if Hillary was nekkid?
Let's be honest here for a minute. The one thing straight guys like women wearing is nothing. When we see a woman all dressed up, it just makes us think more about how nice she'd look if she was nekkid. That's why women dress for women, and possibly their gay friends. Straight guys don't think about clothes on women. We think about clothes
off women. You let a straight guy dress a woman and she'll end up looking like a hooker or like Hillary in the original post or worse.
If a woman is wearing clothes, a dress, all straight guys think about it is:
1) the woman being nekkid
2) how difficult will it be for me to take her dress off
3) can I do it with one hand and not spill my drink, while also kissing her all at the same time
I will admit it. As soon as I saw that picture of Hillary I immediately thought that it could be a deceptively difficult dress to remove. If that dress isn't removed with skill and forethought, she could end up getting her belly button stud or one of her toe rings caught in a pant leg. The good news about that dress is that she probably isn't wearing step-ins (pantyhose). Nobody likes those damn things. I digress.
Think about it for a second. For Hillary, that day, in that "dress", that picture was the money shot. That's the best that damn dress looked on her all day. The light was right and the wind was blowing just enough to spread that "dress" out in a mutant, fluorescent cave bat effect. Without the wind, and just standing still, that dress probably hung on her like a 5 day old gym towel in the back of a locker. That, um, "dress" was designed by a straight guy, a man who prefers women nekkid.
Woman: I don't have anything to wear tonight.
Nothing looks good on me.
Man: That's all right, baby girl. I love nothing on you. Let's just stay home and wear nothing.
Which is all the guy wanted to begin with, spending the night with a nekkid woman.