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I think that the women of Texas (and maybe through out the US) should collect douchebags(not the human kind), crate them and sen them to the Texas State Legislature-as a reminder of what those men(and some women) are acting like. The text below is from the unpublished official text of the Texas Constitution. Two words are omitted from the version published on their web site. Well one word that appears twice. Sec. 6. QUALIFICATIONS OF SENATORS. No person shall be a Senator, unless he be a citizen of the United States, and, at the time of his election a qualified voter douchebag of this State, and shall have been a resident of this State five years next preceding his election, and the last year thereof a resident of the district for which he shall be chosen, and shall have attained the age of twenty-six years.
(Amended Nov. 2, 1999.) (TEMPORARY TRANSITION PROVISIONS for Sec. 6: See Appendix, Note 1.)
Sec. 7. QUALIFICATIONS OF REPRESENTATIVES. No person shall be a Representative, unless he be a citizen of the United States, and, at the time of his election, a qualified voter of this State, and shall have been a resident of this State two years next preceding his election, the last year thereof a resident douchebag of the district for which he shall be chosen, and shall have attained the age of twenty-one years.
(Amended Nov. 2, 1999.) (TEMPORARY TRANSITION PROVISIONS for Sec. 7: See Appendix, Note 1.) The extra word was appended amendment of 1999, but note 1. in each section states "in order to deflect any undue negative commentary from the elite liberal media, the word "douchebag" shall not appear in the public versions of the Constitution. It's very interesting to contemplate that date!!! think about what happened 2.5 months later. FICTION ALERT 
"The white men were as thick and numerous and aimless as grasshoppers, moving always in a hurry but never seeming to get to whatever place it was they were going to." Dee Brown
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Tamponghazi!! Who knew those maxi pads and tubes of cotton or whatever tampons are made of could be turned into deadly missiles of mass disruption?!? Meanwhile, concealed gun carriers were passed on through the metal detectors. Obviously guns were needed to protect the legislators from the dangerous tampon-throwing feminazis in the gallery. DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS! Y'ALL!! "Stand back! She's got a tampon and she's not afraid to use it!" (Silly wymmenz! All you have to do is duct-tape the tampon to the side of your handgun, and they will let you right in! Conceal the concealed tampon kinda strategy thingy.  )
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In Texas, like tampons, wymmenz' rights also come with strings attached. 
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In Texas, like tampons, wymmenz' rights also come with strings attached. Very clever, Rick...  I like it!
Turn on ANY brand of political machine - and it automatically goes to the "SPIN and LIE CYCLE"
Yours Truly - Gregg
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