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Here's how my daughter and her Hubby let everyone know that they were expecting: I think those little kicks are so adorable! 
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Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Walker
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Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Walker 
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I am so excited-I am going to finally be a grandma! My daughter will be having our first grandchild sometime between Christmas and New Years. It is too early to tell if the baby is a boy or a girl, but I don't care. <doing a happy grandma dance> Congratulations, Scoutgal! Should we begin calling you Scoutgran? GrannyGal... Or Gigi, for short.
You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
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I am going to be called Nai Nai by my grand child- it is Chinese for 'Grandma". Any of the appellations posted here will do. I like them all!
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And since I might be late here tomorrow- Yeah, it might be a bit cheesy, but I like the sparklyness of it. I am like a magpie!
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A caring husband sees that his wife is busy
in the kitchen and offers to help.
He: “My dear, what can I do to help you?”
She: “Take this bag of potatoes,
peel half of them, and put them in the big pot to cook."
Is there a need to say more?
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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley .'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two ass-holes.'
'What! He had two ass-holes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's Stanley with them two ass-holes.
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In an inner city church on Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front of the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line and when it was his turn the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy how is your hearing now?"
Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."
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