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After years in the wilderness, I thought I would drop by. Yes, it is exactly as a remember it. Of course, at my age, I could be mistaken.
“If you think you've got an inside track to absolute truth, you become doctrinaire, humorless and intellectually constipated." Saul Alinskey
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You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller
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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married,
so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
"Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love
and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,
Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10..
Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it,
Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine
and we can both fit there nicely."
Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live?
You're not old enough to get a job.
You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance,
Jenny makes five bucks a week
and I make 10 bucks a week.
That's about 60 bucks a month,
so that should do us just fine."
Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.
"Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.
I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have
little children of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,
"Well, we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little s*** is adorable.
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.
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Size Matters
Women's response to:
2 inches - I can't even hold it.
3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied.
4 inches- I've had bigger than it.
5 inches- Good , but I wish a bit bigger!
6 inches - perfect.
7 inches - Love it.
8 inches - Wow ! but can’t have it all.
9 inches - Painful but manageable.
10 inches- Too much pressure on stomach.
This survey was Customer's Feedback on different SIZES of:
Subway Sandwiches!
But I love the way you think!… and this is why I worry about you ...
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.
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Yep, I matriculated back.
“If you think you've got an inside track to absolute truth, you become doctrinaire, humorless and intellectually constipated." Saul Alinskey
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Pooh-Bah
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Size Matters
Women's response to:
2 inches - I can't even hold it.
3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied.
4 inches- I've had bigger than it.
5 inches- Good , but I wish a bit bigger!
6 inches - perfect.
7 inches - Love it.
8 inches - Wow ! but can’t have it all.
9 inches - Painful but manageable.
10 inches- Too much pressure on stomach.
This survey was Customer's Feedback on different SIZES of:
Subway Sandwiches!
But I love the way you think!… and this is why I worry about you ... Which raises the question: Is a hotdog a sandwich?
You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller
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Administrator Bionic Scribe
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Administrator Bionic Scribe
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Size Matters
Women's response to:
2 inches - I can't even hold it.
3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied.
4 inches- I've had bigger than it.
5 inches- Good , but I wish a bit bigger!
6 inches - perfect.
7 inches - Love it.
8 inches - Wow ! but can’t have it all.
9 inches - Painful but manageable.
10 inches- Too much pressure on stomach.
This survey was Customer's Feedback on different SIZES of:
Subway Sandwiches!
But I love the way you think!… and this is why I worry about you ... Which raises the question: Is a hotdog a sandwich? 
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.
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I'm finally starting to "get" Gretawire. A conservative will throwout a strawman argument and then argue against it. No facts, no links - all hyperbole.
Isn't this called mental solitaire?
It's truly a game for one and it's also a spectator sport that encourages dog-piling when reality is brought into the straw man discussion.
Contrarian, extraordinaire
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Carpal Tunnel
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Isn't this called mental solitaire? Actually, Rick, I think it's called mental masturbation.
Good coffee, good weed, and time on my hands...
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Either way, it's a game for the lonely to play.
Contrarian, extraordinaire
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