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the scariest thing about the sustained 60 mile an hour wind leanin' my got dam house over right now is the prospect that it will send me to googlin' 'wind energy' in response to the windowdoor rattlewhistle toiletlevel oscillatin' that's been promised through the weekend by the well groomed, googley eyed assbag on the tv. as usual, i'll find a few rosy encouragements based on its merits from them blasphemous collectists; a few excuses on its evilishness by rugged individualists; and, apparently, general confusion amongst the idahosectuals, but i defy any, any, sumbitch who stands on my deck and looks out across the thousands o' square miles of abso kcufin' lutely nothing generatin' and enjoyin' this s*** to tell me the naired chimp hath picked, or will have a chance o' pickin',the ultimate in earthbound energy when they grabbed a holta nukular and petrolatum ree zerves. hell, i deny any sumbitch to stand out there in that shite and tell me any got dam thing for more 'n about a minute. and we expect at least 45 days of this in any given year.

humans, given their chance to succeed at somethin', chose dumbass. sorry. we've succumbed to our destiny and can now enjoy our status among those creatures who find our remnants as 'dumbest we've found to date.'

someone shoulda chose to consult w/ the dutch instead o' brand whitewash with one o' their square headed kids. damn. oh well.

Bill Nye was in town to participate in McLennan Community College's Distinguished Lecture Series. He gave two lectures on such unfunny and adult topics as global warming, Mars exploration, and energy consumption.

But nothing got people as riled as when he brought up Genesis 1:16, which reads: "God made two great lights -- the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars."

The lesser light, he pointed out, is not a light at all, but only a reflector.

At this point, several people in the audience stormed out in fury. One woman yelled "We believe in God!" and left with three children, thus ensuring that people across America would read about the incident and conclude that Waco is as nutty as they'd always suspected.

several people storming around with shoulders mashed into ass cheek meat may well be an alternative to wind in this great nation of... forgive me... geniuses.

who can dethrone the dumbest seen to date?

Is this to what you refer?

Idiot Wind

Stootch - we get those around here; in fact we had some just a couple of weeks ago.

Pretty impressive demonstration of power, isn't it?? I hope your trees are still in the ground, and your home still above it.

one tree down so far. rain joined in and one of the windows leaked. daylight shows caulking peeled back

rotated towels wrapped in fleece blankets from window sills to dryer all weekend. dadburn windows will leak when asked to hold a vertical swimming pool. aside from normal sleep patterns, only casualties one tree and the verticality of the dogs house. did find a handful of roofing screws in the driveway, as usual. will replace those with longer ones. winds over 50 mph for 40 hours, according to my recording neighbor. hate that the gas heat comes on during such an energy event.