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Got this in my email today... And IMNSHO, it's food for thought. Liquid Assets... If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. 
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My wine cellar is almost empty. I have been liquidating and have occasionally gotten drunk on my assets..........
Good coffee, good weed, and time on my hands...
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I got a serious belly laugh out of that one, BT. Thanks.
Steve Give us the wisdom to teach our children to love,
to respect and be kind to one another,
so that we may grow with peace in mind.
(Native American prayer)
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