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From Newsweek, the top ten gym sins in America. 1. The Sauna Stovetop A manager at a New York Sports Club was walking through the women's locker room a few years ago when she smelled cheese. Puzzled, she opened the door to the sauna, where a woman had placed bread and cheese on the hot rocks to make a postworkout grilled cheese sandwich. "Not only was it a health code violation, it was not really respectful to the other people in the sauna," says NYSC PR director Linda Hufcut. "She said, 'I do this all the time.' That was, obviously, the last time she ever did it.'"
2. Nude Fitness? A couple of visitors to a Gold's Gym in Paramus, N.J., decided to get naked and weigh themselves before they started working out. The two men didn't seem daunted by the fact that the scale was outside the locker room. They hung out by the scale, in full view of the other, clothed patrons, until a manager asked them to put some clothes on. They told Mike Epstein, the gym's owner, that they did that sort of thing all the time at their home gym. Perhaps they meant "home gym" as in the one in their basement.
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I feel better knowing this guy is taking care of us:
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good lord, and I'm on my way to the gym!
I've had experience with the 4th one once at a swimming party though. I was the one who noticed (hey!) and had to tell the host to nudge his guest.'Twas embarrassing.
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yeah, Tiger. If I remember correctly you were at that party too. I had to go get Jay to take care of the problem. Pointing it out to him was.... 
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does she always embarrass you like this??
"The white men were as thick and numerous and aimless as grasshoppers, moving always in a hurry but never seeming to get to whatever place it was they were going to." Dee Brown
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good lord, and I'm on my way to the gym!
I've had experience with the 4th one once at a swimming party though. I was the one who noticed (hey!) and had to tell the host to nudge his guest.'Twas embarrassing. Nudge? Like, how?
"The white men were as thick and numerous and aimless as grasshoppers, moving always in a hurry but never seeming to get to whatever place it was they were going to." Dee Brown
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does she always embarrass you like this?? uh huh, old man. and you THINK you've never embarrassed your chile?? right. *giggles*
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good lord, and I'm on my way to the gym!
I've had experience with the 4th one once at a swimming party though. I was the one who noticed (hey!) and had to tell the host to nudge his guest.'Twas embarrassing. Nudge? Like, how? your mind is in overtime... I didn't specify.
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does she always embarrass you like this?? uh huh, old man. and you THINK you've never embarrassed your chile?? right. *giggles* Only on purpose!
"The white men were as thick and numerous and aimless as grasshoppers, moving always in a hurry but never seeming to get to whatever place it was they were going to." Dee Brown
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