...at least President Obama can put two cogent sentences together - a refreshing change for the Chief Executive of the United States.
Having said that...
This "stimulus" package reminds me of the time, many years ago, when I took my cat to the Vet. The Vet wanted to take the cat's temperature, so the Vet lifts the kitty's tail, and as he's inserting the thermometer into the cat's rectum, he's saying: Here kitty, kitty, kitty...
I feel like that cat must have felt right about now - and without the hugs and the kisses normally associated with a good screwing...