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Welcome One and All
to this very special

Reader Rant Round Table
for
Monday, June 8, 2009
We're going to Kick Off HeteroSexual Pride Month
with a

Salute to the Animals!
All the Beasts of the Fields and the Forests can stand up proudly this week.
Proud to be HeteroSexual!

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Taliesin West, The Winter Home of Frank Lloyd Wright, in Scottsdale Arizona

Todays Headlines
In History


0452 - Italy was invaded by Attila the Hun.

0632 - The prophet Mohammad died.

1783 - Iceland’s Laki volcano erupted and continued to spew lava for eight months. 9,350 people were killed and famine started and lasted until 1790.
[img:left]http://www.usjersey.com/Forms/IdealCow2.jpg[/img]

1786 - In New York City, commercial ice cream was manufactured for the first time. (The Cream came from a dairy in New Jersey, a state named for those excellent, and proud to be hetero milk producers, The Jersey Cows.)




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1866 - Prussia annexed the region of Holstein. (a Region named after the famously heterosexual Holstein Cows)



1869 - Ives W. McGaffey received a U.S. patent for the suction vacuum cleaner.

1872 - The penny postcard was authorized by the U.S. Congress.

1904 - U.S. Marines landed in Tangiers, Morocco, to protect U.S. citizens.

1915 - U.S. Secretary of State William Jennings Bryan resigned in a disagreement over U.S. handling of the sinking of the Lusitania.

1947 - "Lassie" debuted on ABC radio. It was a 15-minute show. (You never saw Lassie licking a girl did you?)
[img:right]http://www.lassie.net/graphics/LassieBlur.jpg[/img]
1948 - Milton Berle hosted "Texaco Star Theater" NBC-TV. It was the show's debut.

1953 - The U.S. Supreme Court outlawed segregated restaurants in Washington, DC.

1961 - The Milwaukee Braves set a major league baseball record when four consecutive home runs in the seventh inning.

1965 - U.S. troops in South Vietnam were given orders to begin fighting offensively.

1967 - Israeli airplanes attacked the USS Liberty in the Mediterranean during the 6-Day War between Israel and its Arab neighbors. 34 U.S. Navy crewmen were killed. Israel later called the incident a tragic mistake due to the mis-identification of the ship. The U.S. has never publicly investigated the incident.

1968 - James Earl Ray was captured at the London Airport. He was suspected of assassinating Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

1982 - U.S. President Reagan became the first American chief executive to address a joint session of the British Parliament.

1991 - A victory parade was held in Washington, DC, to honor veterans of the Persian Gulf War.

1995 - U.S. Air Force pilot Captain Scott O'Grady was rescued by U.S. Marines after surviving alone in Bosnia after his F-16 fighter was shot down on June 2.

1996 - China set off an underground nuclear test blast.

1998 - The National Rifle Association elected Charlton Heston to be its president.

1998 - Honda agreed to pay $17.1 million for disconnecting anti-pollution devices in 1.6 million cars.

1998 - The space shuttle Discovery pulled away from Mir, ending America's three-year partnership with Russia.

[img:left]http://www.chagallpaintings.org/images/over-vitebsk.jpg[/img]


2001 - Marc Chagall's painting "Study for 'Over Vitebsk" was stolen from the Jewish Museum in New York City. The 8x10 painting was valued at about $1 million. A group called the International Committee for Art and Peace later announced that they would return the painting after the Israelis and Palestinians made peace.







Your Horoscope


Born On June 8

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Giovanni Domenico Cassini 1625
Robert Schumann 1810
Frank Lloyd Wright 1867
Francis Crick 1916
Robert Preston 1918
Alexis Smith 1921
George Kirby 1924
Barbara Bush 1925
Jerry Stiller 1929
Dana Wytner 1930
Joan Rivers 1933 [img:left]http://www.nndb.com/people/691/000023622/joan-rivers.jpg[/img]
[img:right]http://www.sfstandingovations.com/images/boz_scaggs_sm.jpg[/img] Millicent Martin 1934
James Darren 1936
Bernie Casey 1939
Nancy Sinatra 1940
Chuck Negron (Three Dog Night) 1942
Willie Davenport 1943
Don Grady 1944
Boz Scaggs 1944
Sara Paretsky 1947
Mick Box (Uriah Heep) 1947
Sonia Braga 1950
Kathy Baker 1950
Alex Van Halen (Van Halen) 1950 [img:right]http://www.signonsandiego.com/entertainment/street/images/W_Sara_Watkins_284790.jpg[/img]
[img:left]http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp74/GregerRR/bonnie.jpg[/img] Tony Rice 1951
Bonnie Tyler 1953
Griffin Dunne 1955
Russell Christian (The Christians) 1956
Scott Adams 1957
Keenan Ivory Wayans 1958
Scoutgal 1962
Nick Rhodes (Duran Duran) 1962
Robert Pilatus (Milli Vanilli) 1965
Doris Pearson (Five Star) 1966
Dan Futterman 1967
Julianna Margulies 1967
Neil Mitchell (Wet Wet Wet) 1967
Kelli Williams 1970
Nicci Gilbert (Brownstone) 1970
Mark Feuerstein 1971
Sara Watkins (Nickel Creek) 1981


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THIMK!
Before you sleep around
It's Always the Kids that Suffer

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His name is Zonkey

This is Hercules


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A male Liger, over Ten Feet Tall and weighs more than half a Ton. His Father was a Lion, his Mother a Tiger.

From India Wildlife Resorts
Your India Wildlife Travel Guide:

Elephant Safari in India
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An Elephant Back Safari tour into a national park/ wildlife sanctuary is not just a ride on the largest animal on the earth, it's an unforgettable experience where clients get to interact with the elephants as well as they get a chance to have a closer meeting with other wild animals.

Elephant safari tours in India is used for tiger tracking, Elephant can take to the visitors to the places where jeeps cannot go. The chances of tiger sighting are more on Elephant Back.


But Wait...What's that commotion up ahead?
[Linked Image from i399.photobucket.com]
Showing Their Pride!

THE GRASS ISN'T ALWAYS GREENER....
Sometimes you can reach too far!
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And when you find yourself over-extended and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of, there is one thing you should always remember.......

Not everyone who shows up......

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Is there to help You!!!!

Everyone have a Great Week
And remember, it's Animal Hetero Pride Week!
No matter who you screw
Just be sure you reproduce!


Happy Birthday Scoutgal!


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That was an excellent opener, Greger-What a great birthday present! Bow(pssst, I was born in 1958, but I like the fact that you made me younger...) My birthday is having a wonderful start! ThumbsUp It's also ncie to know that I share a birthday with one of my favorite architechs, too! [Linked Image from forum.digital-digest.com]


milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)

Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.




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Happy birthdqay, Scoutgal!!


Life is a banquet -- and most poor suckers are starving to death -- Auntie Mame
You are born naked and everything else is drag - RuPaul
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milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)

Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.




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Happy Birthday, Scoutgal! Great kick-off to HetereoSexual Pride Month, Greger! Entertaining, amusing, and educational, too! I wonder if those tourists were charged extra for that elephant ride?

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Wonderful Day, Scoutgal!!

WHEE!!


When I was in my early twenties and still living at home, our house was always filled with women in their fifties and sixties...my mother's sisters, teaching pals and fellow graduate students. When I once went around and asked all of them when the best years of their life were, to a woman they said their Fifties!! They finally had the wisdom to go along with their knowledge and felt they could do anything.


GO ON OUT AND DO ANYTHING, Scoutgal!!


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- Marshall Davila, circa 1963

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Happy birthday to Scout!

Greger, it's a lovely opener, truly it is, but now we have to organize a Pride parade for gay animals; their existence has been well documented.

I would also ask whether your post includes fish, as some consider them to be animals while others consider "fishes" to be a class of their own. I noticed you omitted any photos of fish-f***ing (type THAT one with care!) so expect you are to be found in the latter group.

Sigh. I expected more of you, Greger...

grin


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Happy Birthday Scout!


Greger,
Are you sure Milton Berle belongs in your heterosexual list???


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Good heavens, it's not a "Heterosexual List" and he's no animal!



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