Originally Posted by Checkerboard Strangler
Originally Posted by Slipped Mickey
Here's more from the Sanford's steamy pen:

Awww crap I guess I'm really going to have to sit down and read this twattle. You CAN TELL that I've been avoiding it, can't you??
Should I read it to my wife for the extra entertainment points?

Don't do it after you've eaten and not before sex.

In fact, I've written an email to the Rev. James Dobson to suggest that perhaps the best way to keep people from shagging each other is to have them read Sandford's love letters. If as a kid I had read these letters and realized that sex was going to make me that damn stupid I'd have sworn off filling up anyone's "love tank". Jesus!

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