Aw, Issy, I didn't know you cared enough about me to trot out that old, rusty saw of yours:
follower of the Dem Party
. How very thoughtful. You might wander down to the local hardware store, though, and look for a new saw because that one won't even cut rust anymore.
I realize the notion of multifaceted thought is a troubling one for you but in the last election, I followed four parties; the Tea Party, the major party formerly known as the Repub Party, and the party down at the local pub.