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Send the Marines
For might makes right,
And till they've seen the light,
They've got to be protected,
All their rights respected,
Till somebody we like can be elected.
Pollution
See the halibuts and the sturgeons
Being wiped out by detergents----
Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly,
But they don't last long if they try.
Pollution, Pollution.
You can use the latest toothpaste,
And then rinse your mouth with industrial waste.
[And, of course, the immortal---]
The Vatican Rag
First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect !
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But for those who like their humor humour super-civilized [As I do, of course], nothing can beat the superb English comedy duo, Flanders and Swann. I feel sorry for those who crouch in the outer darkness, never having heard their Himalayan peaks of true English humour !
"All I ever needed to know, I learned in kindergarten and from English humour."
