From the Church of Ineffable Stupidity:

Zoila Meyer came to the US at the age of 1 form Cuba. She has lived here her entire life. Never knew she was not a citizen. She ran for office and won a seat to Adelanto city council.

An unhappy opponent reported her birth to the Homeland Scrutiny Assholes who started an investigation. Even though she has since become a naturalized citizen, she will now be deported. Why?

Because she voted and pleaded guilty to that misdemeanor.

Whoever said that the law is an ass was making an understatement.

"There was never a good war or a bad peace."

Benjamin Franklin