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{Thanks for the contribution, Phil! } Antyhing for you Scoutgal!  Awwwww! 
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
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I loved Captain Kangaroo! My sisters and I looked forward to watching him every morning. 
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.
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1787 - Edward Gibbon completed The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.
1992 - Michael Jackson kicked off the Dangerous Tour in Munich, Germany. Coincidence? Pigs toast beginnings and endings.
Currently reading: Best American Mystery Stories edited by Lee Child and Otto Penzler. AARGH!
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1958 - After nearly three years on NBC-TV, Matinee Theatre was seen for the final time. And a good thing, too. Critics called the show one of the most successful failures in theatrical history. Wasn't a good thing for me. Apparently too young to pay attention to critics, I loved Matinee Theatre. It came on at 3, right after I'd get home from school. One Christmas it did an hour-long Little Women . Granted some parts were left out, but I acknowledged the necessity of time constraints.
Currently reading: Best American Mystery Stories edited by Lee Child and Otto Penzler. AARGH!
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Adding to the Howdy Doody line: Everyone, at all times, must keep in mind the facial features shared by Howard Doody, Alfred E. Newman, Howard Kossell and George W. Bush. Doing so puts so many things about life in perspective.
PS Where's AG? I want my morning AG fix!!!
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Currently reading: Best American Mystery Stories edited by Lee Child and Otto Penzler. AARGH!
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I was just poking around in details, seeing who was here and doing what, and have a question. What's a search spider?
Last edited by humphreysmar; 06/27/07 05:14 PM. Reason: correct typo
Currently reading: Best American Mystery Stories edited by Lee Child and Otto Penzler. AARGH!
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Martha, look in yesterday's Roundtable for my answer about search spiders: A search spider is an automatic program that search engines use to scan everything, well nearly everything, on the internet. They then index what they find and hence, when you search for a term, the index has the information where to find the phrase.
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Life is a banquet -- and most poor suckers are starving to death -- Auntie Mame You are born naked and everything else is drag - RuPaul
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But recently a team of scientists announced they had made artificial sperm from human bone marrow, and media reports abounded with the dire news that my goodfellas (and by extension, me) had been rendered unnecessary.
If a woman chose to do so, speculated tabloid journalists, she could make sperm from her own bone marrow, fertilize another woman’s egg — and voila! Will science render men useless?
Life is a banquet -- and most poor suckers are starving to death -- Auntie Mame You are born naked and everything else is drag - RuPaul
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PS Where's AG? I want my morning AG fix!!! i second this demand. could someone please send out the RR mercenary guards round him up and give him some enhanced interrogation techniques until gives up the daily sermon. c'mon people the clocks ticking
"The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words." (Philip K.Dick)
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1787 - Edward Gibbon completed The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.
1964 - Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman were married. COINCIDENCE? I think NOT “I do not believe in God, because I believe in man. Whatever his mistakes, man has for thousands of years been working to undo the botched job your god has made. There are . . . some potentates I would kill by any and all means at my disposal. They are Ignorance, Superstition, and Bigotry--the most sinister and tyrannical rulers on earth.” -- Emma Goldman 1898 From the Church of Ineffable Stupidity: a) IraqNam only 21 bodies found scattered on the streets of Baghdad. But that ignores the dead from assassinations, bomb blasts, mortars and US attacks. b) Hersey bites 3000 more jobs moved to Mexico. c) coultergeist Miss Annie suggests that terra-ists kill John Edwards. d) NFL The lowest salaries start a $389,000 That represents 9 years of wages for a family of 4. the average career in the NFL is 3 yrs, w/increases in pay each year. It takes a family of four, sometimes with two wage earners 30+ years to earn And now they are complaining that they don't have a pension program or adequate medical care in their retirement years. Tough titties, boys. You got a FREE COLLEGE education, you earned more than a million bucks, plus travel, costs, food, and hotels, you squandered it, you can go find a real job in the real world like the rest of us. e) Chinese Take Out yup, they took out 180 large factories, because they used illegal materials, poisons, and dated, rotting ingredients. And that stuff was for foreign export! imagine what they made for local use.
"There was never a good war or a bad peace."
Benjamin Franklin
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