Young Freddy Flea wanted to do something exciting with his life, something beyond be stuck on the neck of a golden retriever all of his life. On Christmas eve after searching the internet for a career that included travel and long term benefits, he came rushing wildly into the dogs ear, where his pappy was watching a favorite nitcom, shouting, "I finally found something - I'm going to join the Fleas Navy, Dad!"
Hmm

You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller