Originally Posted by logtroll
Young Freddy Flea wanted to do something exciting with his life, something beyond be stuck on the neck of a golden retriever all of his life. On Christmas eve after searching the internet for a career that included travel and long term benefits, he came rushing wildly into the dogs ear, where his pappy was watching a favorite nitcom, shouting, "I finally found something - I'm going to join the Fleas Navy, Dad!"
Hmm

LOL

milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)

Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.