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Thank you, Scoutgal, for that image of Canada. It is exactly what we want Americans to think Canada is like, so that they do not come up here and ruin paradise.
However, it is not quite enough for total security. Some foolish Americans might think Canada is endurable in summer time. We need a supplementary picture of Canada during the summer -- a land of bogs sweltering in ghastly, humid heat, the air filled with clouds of mosquitos and biting black flies!

I will point out to the wise that the USA should follow Canada's sensible foreign policy. There are many Americans who exercise their native hysteria by becoming frantic about illegal immigrants. Silly people! All they need to do is to paint a picture of America as bleak and true to life as I, for example, portray it, and then blanket the world with this image. Immigration will drop to practically zero!
One more example of what a benefactor I am to my native country! Sadly, most Americans are too dim and vain to be able to realize it.
Here is an example of what I mean. If, in some rare moment of mental aberration I become nostalgic for my country Homeland, I merely need to look at the next picture to remember what America is really like!