Let's say you're an aspiring rapper. And let's say you love the Wu Tang Clan (so much that your only dream is join them). And let's also say, for the sake of this example, that your name is Harold Rubenfeld. Oh no. Tough break, Harold. There's no way you'll be able to become a Shaolin master with a name like that. They've got awesome names like:

-Method Man
-RZA
-GZA
-Ol' Dirty Bastard
-Ghostface Killah
-Inspectah Deck
-Raekwon The Chef
-And so and so forth (not actually a name, but kind of fits, doesn't it?)

Anyway, Harold would be in quite a predicament if it were not for the Wu-Tang Name Generator

My Rap/Hip Hop name is: Tuff Mercenary


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