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andy borowitz "Cheney, Briefly Assuming Bush’s Duties, Says He Enjoyed The DowntimePresident’s Colon Procedure Offered Welcome Break From Grueling Vice-Presidential ScheduleVice-President Dick Cheney, having briefly assumed President Bush’s duties while the President underwent a routine colon procedure on Saturday, told reporters today that he “enjoyed the downtime immensely.” The two hours and fifteen minutes spent doing Bush’s job were “incredibly relaxing,” Mr. Cheney said, adding that they were a welcome relief from his exacting Vice-Presidential schedule. Invoking the Twenty-fifth Amendment to the Constitution Saturday morning, Mr. Bush transferred to Mr. Cheney all of his presidential responsibilities, which meant that Mr. Cheney spent Saturday jogging, going to the gym, and hitting a ball for Mr. Bush’s dog to retrieve. "
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Schlack, I saw this on a fly-by earlier today - it struck me as odd, but figured the VP might have borrowed somebody's sense of humor. (Sorry. Sense of humour.) Somehow I missed the 'borowitz' label till just now. This country is getting too freakin' weird to live in... I particularly liked "As for the President, Mr. Bush’s doctors pronounced his procedure a success, but said that they were having difficulty determining whether or not the President’s anesthesia had fully worn off. "
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