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It is a really sad day when the president of my country gets a much-recommended health examination and my first thoughts are tinfoil-hat ones (along the lines of "oh, <expletive deleted>, this is it.")
Well. Not quite true. My first thought, when the report said several hours were reserved, was "Jeebus, he's a bigger <expletive deleted> than I thought."
I am not looking forward to Sunday. And, jeepers, Beav, it's just unnatural to wish well to George Bush!
Julia A 45’s quicker than 409 Betty’s cleaning’ house for the very last time Betty’s bein’ bad
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Julia, you know it's bad when my first thought is "well, they have to find his head somehow"....
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For the first time in two years he wont be completely full of sh!t!
We also can imagine King George on the throne a good part of the night. Hope he has the presidential chapstick ready.
Red alert in Iran.
Pelosi on deck just in case the excitement of absolute power gives VP Cheney a massive heart attack, perish the thought.
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We should all rest save and secure knowing that a man - a great American - willing, able and capable of hurling our arm forces into battle against any threat (perceived, real or hypothetical) at any time will have his hand on the tiller of state while the blessed President George Walker Bush submits to the tortures of science.
All is well - the Almighty will not leave us without firm leadership in our hour of peril.
How eager they are to be slaves - Tiberius Caesar
Coulda tripped out easy, but I've changed my ways - Donovan
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Altogether Now! You know the rules.
"I have studied. I have thought about it. I know I am correct." J. Coleman (Founder of the Weather Channel poo-poos Globwarm)
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I wonder how he liked it? Now he knows a little bit about how we all feel. After all, we've all been taking it up the butt since he arrived. It's about time he got a bit of his own medicine!!
Good doesn't always win!
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It seems the President had 5 polyps removed from his bowels.
I wonder which Republicans are missing their heads at this point....
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Thanks, Fermi! I'll prolly be hummin' that-there tune all day! ![[Linked Image from aximsite.com]](http://www.aximsite.com/boards/images/smilies/icon_band.gif)
"Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man will not himself find peace." ...Albert Schweitzer
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