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Thank you for such a classy piece of humor.

You're welcome.

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Catholic Bragging

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast size, 24-inch waist and 34-inch hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God!"