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Ouch, this sounds like a high speed inverse cow tipping.
If I ever wanted to hit a cow I sure wouldn't want to hit it face first unless it was cooked and on a plate.

Doug might like his beef rare but I'm sure he didn't want it this rare.

I know from firsthand experience what it feels like to have extensive facial injuries. Be strong Doug, soon you'll be back to being your old gorgeous self and you might even be on the scooter again.

And if not there's always alternatives!