...I think Democrats should be given a percentage of all sales exceeding the annual average as reward for their stellar efforts at threatening gun owners into panick-buying guns and ammo....
Somehow I don't think that Democrats deserve any credit for panic demonstrated by the amygdalately-over-endowed. However, it would be righteous for the scurrilous firearms and bullet manufacturers and retailers to redistribute their ill-gotten gains to their
enemies, thereby thwarting a socialist takeover. It would be of paramount importance to avoid, in any way, making their enemies into friends, as it is only by the existence of enemies (the more imaginary, the better) to bolster sales.
Pure Capitalism is such a labyrinthine knot, wot?
Yours, in howling sarcasm,
Loggus Trollius