Originally Posted by Scoutgal
I think that the women of Texas (and maybe through out the US) should collect douchebags(not the human kind), crate them and sen them to the Texas State Legislature-as a reminder of what those men(and some women) are acting like.

The text below is from the unpublished official text of the Texas Constitution. Two words are omitted from the version published on their web site. Well one word that appears twice.

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Sec. 6. QUALIFICATIONS OF SENATORS. No person shall be a Senator, unless he be a citizen of the United States, and, at the time of his election a qualified voter douchebag of this State, and shall have been a resident of this State five years next preceding his election, and the last year thereof a resident of the district for which he shall be chosen, and shall have attained the age of twenty-six years.

(Amended Nov. 2, 1999.) (TEMPORARY TRANSITION PROVISIONS for Sec. 6: See Appendix, Note 1.)


Sec. 7. QUALIFICATIONS OF REPRESENTATIVES. No person shall be a Representative, unless he be a citizen of the United States, and, at the time of his election, a qualified voter of this State, and shall have been a resident of this State two years next preceding his election, the last year thereof a resident douchebag of the district for which he shall be chosen, and shall have attained the age of twenty-one years.

(Amended Nov. 2, 1999.) (TEMPORARY TRANSITION PROVISIONS for Sec. 7: See Appendix, Note 1.)

The extra word was appended amendment of 1999, but note 1. in each section states "in order to deflect any undue negative commentary from the elite liberal media, the word "douchebag" shall not appear in the public versions of the Constitution.

It's very interesting to contemplate that date!!! think about what happened 2.5 months later.


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