Tamponghazi!!
Who knew those maxi pads and tubes of cotton or whatever tampons are made of could be turned into deadly missiles of mass disruption?!?
Meanwhile, concealed gun carriers were passed on through the metal detectors. Obviously guns were needed to protect the legislators from the dangerous tampon-throwing feminazis in the gallery. DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS! Y'ALL!!
"Stand back! She's got a tampon and she's not afraid to use it!"
(Silly wymmenz! All you have to do is duct-tape the tampon to the side of your handgun, and they will let you right in! Conceal the concealed tampon kinda strategy thingy.
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