yo, stare- ee-o- man. dude! My friend, If I may, as it were. I have a bone to pick. . .

I am proudly librul, but . . . .
NEVER never ever insult me by calling me that horrid label of humourist. not even a
femourist, a radii-ist, a pelvist, or an ulnist. that said, and much more left unsed, unseeded and unsod, (damn those sodding saydistical sodists and sadists)
I am the breast man that I can be, from an anatomical perspective. And I have yet to see a view I did not like.

HHHHMMM upon reflection, and re-reading das Rules, I see that I did that &at &astard a "dis"-service. (moron that below) oops.

When, in the future, I refer to Rep. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill-future resident of a federal facility near you) I promise and insure, to ensure, assure, and further promise to call him by his future, accurate title. "The Honorable Convict Dennis Hastert". According to the latest scoop from inside the bloatway, the real reason for his forced self removal from the political scene is based more on Arbamofian testimony, than some sudden need to spend time with his adult, self-sufficient, self-supporting, and married kids.

So, to those that I offended, I apologize. I will never call that morbidly obese, criminally minded, syncophantic, former speaker of the house DENNIS HASTERT a fat bastard, or anything similar again.

For one thing, I would seriously regret insulting his mommy. And without knowing his true pedigree, I agree that it is totally inappropriate, illlogical (almost approaching the uncanny ways of Ann and Sean and Billo and Michelle) and way too rude to name him a bastard. So, Mr. Congresscritter Hastert, I apologize for saying anything rude. And when your upcoming indictments come out of the grand jury, I assure you that the best GOP white color criminal defense attorneys will be there for you. Chicago's Big Bill Thompson still is in charge of his firm and he would LOVE to share his page-experiences with someone like you.

mmm mmmm mmmm mmmm
Foley? Did anyone say Foley? NO? REALLY?
sorry. that was a slip of the keyboard.

Last edited by agnostic; 08/18/07 03:16 AM.
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