I'm one of those horrible statistics that doesn't ever pick up a book. Call me illiterate.

No, wait. Call me "I'll litter it". OTA "White Trash". Shame on me! [Linked Image from aximsite.com]

I found the joke funny too, Scout.

Steve
Give us the wisdom to teach our children to love,
to respect and be kind to one another,
so that we may grow with peace in mind.
(Native American prayer)