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Once that is resolved, however, we're looking for cooler climes.
Man. Whood a thunk us in the NW might seek cooler climes? We here are supposed to hit the upper 90’s the next several days and then continue very warm from there on out for awhile.

You going to Alaska? I hear Barrow is nice this time of year.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.