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How to traumatize your dog: 
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.
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My cell phone went on the fritz today, so Mr. Scoutgal, my son and I went to the AT&T store to pick out a new one. I got the iPhone 6s. Techy Boy(older son) set it all up for me, and I am now enjoying it. 
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.
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Cell phones don't work out here in the swamp. Too far from the towers, I'm located dead between the two nearest ones and neither gives me a signal. Last time my landline went on the fritz I had to drive four miles to get a good enough signal to call and report the outage.
But I've finally found a wireless company that will work here. Republic Wireless operates entirely on wifi when it's available and switches to a regular cell phone automatically if there is no wifi. And it's dirt cheap! Another big plus in my book.
Good coffee, good weed, and time on my hands...
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My cell phone went on the fritz today, so Mr. Scoutgal, my son and I went to the AT&T store to pick out a new one. I got the iPhone 6s. Techy Boy(older son) set it all up for me, and I am now enjoying it. Cool. But just be on the lookout: Iphone 6s Overheating
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
Lenny Bruce
"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month."
Dostoevsky
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My cell phone went on the fritz today, so Mr. Scoutgal, my son and I went to the AT&T store to pick out a new one. I got the iPhone 6s. Techy Boy(older son) set it all up for me, and I am now enjoying it. Cool. But just be on the lookout: Iphone 6s OverheatingThanks for the warning!
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.
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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city. Because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. "Lead us not into temptation.
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
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It was election time and the politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech.
The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited. "I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!"
The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya Hoya". The politician was a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their enthusiasm.
"I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on the Reservation!"
"Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet.
"I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!"
The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!"
After the speech, the Politician was touring the Reservation, and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at the cattle. "Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the hoya."
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
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It was election time and the politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech.
The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited. "I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!"
The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya Hoya". The politician was a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their enthusiasm.
"I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on the Reservation!"
"Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet.
"I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!"
The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!"
After the speech, the Politician was touring the Reservation, and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at the cattle. "Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the hoya."  
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
Lenny Bruce
"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month."
Dostoevsky
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Hilarious! How golfers really want to act when they've missed a putt!
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
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You know what I really hate? On the little news video clips where they keep going to an oblique camera angle of the person who is talking. It pisses me off so much that I click off of the video as fast as I possibly can... 
You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller
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