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What do you call a horse without a home? Unstable! What do you call a constipated British policeman after he has taken a laxative? Const-able. 
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
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Thanks! I wasn't actually sure that was even funny...
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete. R. Buckminster Fuller
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Y would you want to know about your x, anyway? A question 9th graders across the country should be asking their math instructors. 
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milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
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SEXUAL ADVISOR...for seniors Someone asked me what I do since I have retired.. Do I have a job?
I replied, “I am my wife's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, they said, "What do you mean by that?"
"Very simple," I said. "My wife told me that when she wants my f...... advice, she'll ask for it...
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What does a snail say when it rides the back of a turtle?
WHOOPEE!!!
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I got fired from working at a juice bar. I just could not concentrate
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A guy walks into Walmart and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's surprised because he can't place her.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to his college days and he says, 'Are you the Wellesley dish that won me at the Thunder Bomb Drinking Contest and taught me the butter churning position in the hot tub ?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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