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Re: Round Table For November 2015 logtroll #282484 11/04/15 01:02 AM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA Scoutgal OP Administrator Bionic Scribe OP Scoutgal Administrator Bionic Scribe Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA Originally Posted by logtroll Originally Posted by Scoutgal What do you call a horse without a home? Unstable! What do you call a constipated British policeman after he has taken a laxative? Const-able. milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-) Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.

Re: Round Table For November 2015 Scoutgal #282485 11/04/15 01:42 AM Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 12,004 Likes: 133 One of the Mexicos L logtroll Pooh-Bah logtroll Pooh-Bah L Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 12,004 Likes: 133 One of the Mexicos Thanks! I wasn't actually sure that was even funny... You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete. R. Buckminster Fuller

Re: Round Table For November 2015 NW Ponderer #282492 11/04/15 04:23 PM Joined: May 2005 Posts: 47,430 Likes: 373 Puget Sound, WA pdx rick Member CHB-OG pdx rick Member CHB-OG Joined: May 2005 Posts: 47,430 Likes: 373 Puget Sound, WA Originally Posted by NW Ponderer Y would you want to know about your x, anyway? A question 9th graders across the country should be asking their math instructors. Contrarian, extraordinaire

Re: Round Table For November 2015 Scoutgal #282494 11/04/15 04:27 PM Joined: May 2005 Posts: 47,430 Likes: 373 Puget Sound, WA pdx rick Member CHB-OG pdx rick Member CHB-OG Joined: May 2005 Posts: 47,430 Likes: 373 Puget Sound, WA Nice!! Contrarian, extraordinaire

Re: Round Table For November 2015 pdx rick #282505 11/05/15 01:43 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA Scoutgal OP Administrator Bionic Scribe OP Scoutgal Administrator Bionic Scribe Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-) Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.

Re: Round Table For November 2015 Scoutgal #282506 11/05/15 01:50 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA Scoutgal OP Administrator Bionic Scribe OP Scoutgal Administrator Bionic Scribe Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA SEXUAL ADVISOR...for seniors Someone asked me what I do since I have retired.. Do I have a job? I replied, “I am my wife's sexual advisor." Somewhat shocked, they said, "What do you mean by that?" "Very simple," I said. "My wife told me that when she wants my f...... advice, she'll ask for it... milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-) Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.

Re: Round Table For November 2015 Scoutgal #282507 11/05/15 02:02 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA Scoutgal OP Administrator Bionic Scribe OP Scoutgal Administrator Bionic Scribe Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA What does a snail say when it rides the back of a turtle? WHOOPEE!!! milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-) Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.

Re: Round Table For November 2015 Scoutgal #282508 11/05/15 02:04 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA Scoutgal OP Administrator Bionic Scribe OP Scoutgal Administrator Bionic Scribe Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA I got fired from working at a juice bar. I just could not concentrate milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-) Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.

Re: Round Table For November 2015 Scoutgal #282509 11/05/15 03:16 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA Scoutgal OP Administrator Bionic Scribe OP Scoutgal Administrator Bionic Scribe Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-) Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.

Re: Round Table For November 2015 Scoutgal #282510 11/05/15 03:20 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA Scoutgal OP Administrator Bionic Scribe OP Scoutgal Administrator Bionic Scribe Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 27,583 CA USA A guy walks into Walmart and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's surprised because he can't place her. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to his college days and he says, 'Are you the Wellesley dish that won me at the Thunder Bomb Drinking Contest and taught me the butter churning position in the hot tub ?' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.' milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-) Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.