A guy walks into Walmart and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's surprised because he can't place her.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to his college days and he says,
'Are you the Wellesley dish that won me at the Thunder Bomb Drinking Contest and taught me the butter churning position in the hot tub ?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
