A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple.

When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete, the woman thanks the judge and says, "Now I have to arrange for a "GHET."

The judge inquires what she means by a Ghet. So, the woman explains that a Ghet is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.

The judge says, "You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?" (Circumcision)

She replies,"Yes, very similar, only in this case, you get rid of the entire prick!"


milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)

Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.