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After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left.
Then the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear:
'Who Was That?'
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
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We are taking a field trip to the Dr. Pepper factory.
Just hope there won't be a pop quiz on it.
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You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller
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Remark heard in Canada after Caitlyn Jenner was named woman of the year: "That's a sham dame!"
"When all think as one, only one is thinking."
--"Big Jim" Byrne
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Remark heard in Canada after Caitlyn Jenner was named woman of the year: "That's a sham dame!" 
milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.
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milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
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"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
Lenny Bruce
"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month."
Dostoevsky
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I knew you'd like that one! 
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milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
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Such an unfair world: When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £2.50/min (charges may vary)
Valentine's Day: Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though; she's lousy at snooker.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.
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