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Faux News' Fox and Friends cuts dizzy Lizzy lose. Dizzy Lizzy: “This is my family here. This is the decision I’m making and I feel the peace of God about it, that I’m in a season where the kids need the best of me, not the rest of me.” Yeah...after 14 years on TeeVee. It's more like: Faux wouldn't meet my asking price so they told me to take a hike. I love you Roger Ailes!
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What happened to the man who ate too much on his 18th birthday? He was a "Groan-Up"
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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for a week.
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Just got back from a little vacationers trip down to the Davis Mountains area in Texas. Purty country.
Nosed around the oddball town of Marfa some. First glance passing through said that it was a very interesting and quirky place - so we went back and spent half a day and discovered that it was 98% New Yawk City artistic pretension.
Weird...
Did see two Willys Wagons parked in front of somebody's house, so it warn't all disappointing.
The movie Giant was filmed there in 1956.
You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller
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Just got back from a little vacationers trip down to the Davis Mountains area in Texas. Purty country.
Nosed around the oddball town of Marfa some. First glance passing through said that it was a very interesting and quirky place - so we went back and spent half a day and discovered that it was 98% New Yawk City artistic pretension.
Weird...
Did see two Willys Wagons parked in front of somebody's house, so it warn't all disappointing.
The movie Giant was filmed there in 1956. So Loggy, didja farnd eny earl?
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
Lenny Bruce
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Dostoevsky
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'Tain't no awl in them pahts. There was some GIANT indoor grow operations, though... Sixty acres under glass
You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
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Very cool! 
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"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
Lenny Bruce
"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month."
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milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)
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You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
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R. Buckminster Fuller
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