A truck driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read, “Low Bridge Ahead”. Before he realized it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it. Cars were backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car arrived. The policeman got out of his car and walked to the truck’s cab and said to the driver, “Got stuck, hay?”

The truck driver said, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of fuel!”

I am waiting for Bill Engvald to say "Here's your sign"!

milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)

Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.