One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
Skater Barbie for $19.95 and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers, "'Sir..., the Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles.

milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)

Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.