Originally Posted by Stootch
What about public flatulating? Comparing smoking with fertin' seems fair enough. I'm a former smoker and a practicing pooter, and my experience is that the latter is as enjoyable as the former. I know of no rules or ordinances banning public off-peelin' of nasties, but isn't the norm to only draw attention to oneself with a cloud when there is no option (audible or nasal attributability or no dog to kick)?

I once watched a drunk guy ask a woman if she would mind if he smoked. She spat tobacco juice on his shirt and told him, "be my guest." God, she was hot!

Stootch-
You and my "brother-in-law" would SO "get-a-long". grin


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You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time,but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.[A. Lincoln]