Originally Posted by logtroll
Did you try to sign her up for "What Not To Wear"?

She wore that to one of those Hippie Day festivities, it was a joke.
I am not bragging but I've done okay with the females.
I do NOT know why...I play a mean piano?

Usually if I can keep my mouth shut long enough to impress them tickling the ivories I do okay. If I talk too much they tend to run screaming into the arms of the first douchebag with a Beemer and a big wallet.

NORMAL KAREN
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NORMAL LINDA
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My ratio of conquests to losses is definitely higher in the loss column, it's just that I managed to use sheer persistence to get lucky. If you only go fishing once a week, you can lose a lot of fish and come home with a small mackerel but if you go fishing seven days a week you might just come home with a large sturgeon.

My willingness to humiliate myself is probably my best tactic.
And I am DEFINITELY better off with my darling Karen.
I think I hit the jackpot, she's the girl I should have married in the first place.

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