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Holy mackerel, those are some airbags!
It's amazing what we will put up with for a hot babe. I loved my first wife's tight little body, but I decided to leave when she started running at me with a big carving knife and murder in her eyes.
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It's the Despair Quotient! Carpal Tunnel
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Did you try to sign her up for "What Not To Wear"? She wore that to one of those Hippie Day festivities, it was a joke. I am not bragging but I've done okay with the females. I do NOT know why...I play a mean piano? Usually if I can keep my mouth shut long enough to impress them tickling the ivories I do okay. If I talk too much they tend to run screaming into the arms of the first douchebag with a Beemer and a big wallet. NORMAL KAREN ![[Linked Image from deepfreezevideo.com]](http://deepfreezevideo.com/Karenglamour_003.jpg) NORMAL LINDA ![[Linked Image from deepfreezevideo.com]](http://deepfreezevideo.com/LMcP.jpg) My ratio of conquests to losses is definitely higher in the loss column, it's just that I managed to use sheer persistence to get lucky. If you only go fishing once a week, you can lose a lot of fish and come home with a small mackerel but if you go fishing seven days a week you might just come home with a large sturgeon. My willingness to humiliate myself is probably my best tactic. And I am DEFINITELY better off with my darling Karen. I think I hit the jackpot, she's the girl I should have married in the first place.
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It's the Despair Quotient! Carpal Tunnel
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Holy mackerel, those are some airbags!
It's amazing what we will put up with for a hot babe. I loved my first wife's tight little body, but I decided to leave when she started running at me with a big carving knife and murder in her eyes. OMG that's what my ex started doing! Cocaine is a mean mistress.
"The Best of the Leon Russell Festivals" DVD
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Tell us what you really think of Ted Cruz, John Boehner!!! “Lucifer in the flesh,” the former speaker said. “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.” Don't be so shy next time, John!!! 
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Ever wonder what our purpose on Earth is? Once upon a time on Tralfamadore there were creatures who weren't anything like machines. They weren't dependable. They weren't efficient. They weren't predictable. They weren't durable. And these poor creatures were obsessed by the idea that everything that existed had to have a purpose, and that some purposes were higher than others.
These creatures spent most of their time trying to find out what their purpose was. And every time they found out what seemed to be a purpose of themselves, the purpose seemed so low that the creatures were filled with disgust and shame.
And, rather than serve such a low purpose, the creatures would make a machine to serve it. This left the creatures free to serve higher purposes. But whenever they found a higher purpose, the purpose still wasn't high enough.
So machines were made to serve higher purposes, too.
And the machines did everything to expertly that they were finally given the job of finding out what the higher purpose of the creatures could be.
The machines reported in all honesty that the creatures couldn't really be said to have any purpose at all.
The creatures thereupon began slaying each other, because they hated purposeless things above all else.
And they discovered that they weren't even very good at slaying. So they turned that job over to the machines, too. And the machines finished up the job in less time than it takes to say, "Tralfamadore."
from Kurt Vonnegut, jr's "The Sirens of Titan"
You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller
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You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller
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It's the Despair Quotient! Carpal Tunnel
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It's the Despair Quotient! Carpal Tunnel
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Yeah, that ain't NOTHING like what happens when you try to pull a stunt like that in a Cessna. Then it becomes what PIA said: DANGEROUS. No Cessna (or any other small conventional plane I can think of) sticks its tail up in the air the moment you apply thrust. A Cessna waddles down the runway and if you yank the stick it will shudder and bounce off the tarmac and eventually try to gain some lift but more often than not you're really just stalling repeatedly while four feet off the ground. And that's what my old boss insisted was his own version of STOL. Linda was the canary in the coal mine...her stream of projectile blouse emesis was louder than the stall alarms and her note was a third interval above the musical pitch of the alarms. It was like she was in a vomit choir with the buzzers. These little STOL planes on the other hand, almost look like my dog sitting up to beg for a biscuit!
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It is incredible to see these planes actually get completely airborne in little more than ten feet, and to land practically on a spot.
You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller
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