And worst of all, no Holy Mormon Underwear allowed. If Jesus comes back while he is in custody, he will have to rise up naked! Oh, the humiliation. Might as well just go to Hell with the Fornicaters and Adulterators, rather than wander around Heaven naked.

BTW, I got some news for him: He will NEVER get his 2nd Amendment rights restored. You have a right to bear arms UNTIL you point them at officers of the law. The Supreme Court has settled this issue long ago.