Will,
You would then agree that the little girl was enticing the man in the van, probably with that lolita getup she wore to kindergarten. Glad you cleared that up.
NEW RULE:
Whenever a man goes to the restroom, he should say in a loud voice, "I am not Gay! I have never been Gay!!" If he is constipated, he should remember to announce it every 3 1/2 minutes or so.
(In fairness to the Republicans, it's the least we could do.)
