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The King of Thailand, a country once known as Siam, has died. Now there will be the eleventh succession event in the history of this Asian country. The monarchy is not hereditary, and the new rulers are chosen after a very odd ritual. Teams of recruiters will travel around the country, selecting the ten most beautiful women and the ten men with the largest hands (modesty forbids me from telling you that they are looking for the men with the largest penises.) The couples are paired off by lottery, then taken to the jungle north of the capital city, where the men recline on chaise longues (really longues!) without a stitch of clothes. Their consorts then pour sacred honey over the men from their pubic bone to the tip of the breastbone, after which they stimulate their partners to a rampant state. Then, at a signal, the women force the members down towards the knees and allow them to snap back up as hard as possible. The couple that kills the most insects becomes the King and Queen. Hence the name of the capital city.
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Pleased with the bit 'o slapstick comedy, are you?
You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller
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Just reporting the news, loggy. Just reporting the news.
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Good Lord Ted Remington! A voice from antiquity. How ya been guy? Don’t flee just yet as we need to hear from someone outside of our echo chamber.
Good day!
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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Looking back you have posted some recently. I missed those. Anyway----salud!
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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ten men with the largest hands “Well then" says Mr. Trump. “I’ve been recently using my Chinese Finger Traps. If you give me a hand I’ll proceed to wring your necks.”
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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Good to see you, Ted!
/endAside
Anachronisms are under assault all over the place, not just in America. True Conservatives every where have the same goal: a stable, moral, meritocracy that assures the Freedom of Capital.
How eager they are to be slaves - Tiberius Caesar
Coulda tripped out easy, but I've changed my ways - Donovan
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