On the first two days he rested. On the 4th day, he looked upon his pathetic non-working weekend, and rested again 'til Thursday. When waking Thursday, refreshed from his tiring busy week, he saw Camp David, and saw that it was not good: This place is so boring after looking at it for 30 minutes. His Administration then sold it to his kids to build a terrific hotel and even greater golf course and the monies from the sale went to build 'The Wall.'
Look upon my works, you losers, and despair. Or whatever. Look, what I've done is so good and classy. It's tremendous."
-DJT