I sometimes think we made a big mistake doing all these "Get Out The Vote" public service campaigns. What we should do is have really huge parties in each city with free beer, chase-and-explosion movies, and wrestling events on every election day. Run the parties all the hours that the polls are open, but put them on the other side of town from the polls.

Then start a "all the cool people party" campaign.

I think one of the old science fiction authors had such a story. The stupid people had a great time with cars that shot out showers of sparks and loud engines (but only went 20 MPH), free entertainment, and free booze. The smart people watching over them were disguised as bathroom attendants or similar hidden occupations.