Our wonderful new President has
filed re-election papers for 2020 after only 30 days in Office, ergo last night's
"Campaign Rally" in Melbourne Florida where Trump, in the grand tradition of Kellyanne's Bowling Green Massacre, simply invented a terrorist attack in Sweden allegedly committed by immigrants out of whole cloth.
Former Swedish Prime Minister Carl Bildt tweeted “Sweden? Terror attack? What has he been smoking?”
(Crack, probably
).
