The
New Democratic Party:
We curse up a storm
We march wearing pink puss hates
We say things like: Trump sits when he pees
Who the snowflakes now you conservative triggered beeyiches?
We are winning the war on Christmas, the war on drugs, the war on hugs.
We’re interested science too. We want to stop global warming, researching stem cells - where do you think the atomic bomb came from? Science!!
We even punch Nazis in the face now.
(I'm looking at you Richard Spencer)
