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Very cool pics Rick--but since the world is flat I'm wondering what studio they were produced in? Ken, one can clearly see from the photos that the earth is simply a flat disc shape. Why complicate things. Of course, if anyone doubts this, Just Join Up With These Crackers. I mean, these guys are so right on! Using the "round Earth" theory, setting an object on the earth would be like setting grains of sand on a beach ball. Certainly a few grains would stay - right around the top, the surface is nearly horizontal - but when you stray too far from the absolute top of the ball, the grains of sand start sliding off and falling onto the ground. The Earth, if round, should behave in exactly the same fashion. Because the top is a very localized region on a sphere, if the Earth were in fact round, there would be only a very small area of land that would be at all inhabitable. Stray to the outside fringes of the "safe zone", and you start walking at a tilt. The further out you go, the more you slant, until your very survival is determined by the tread on your boots. Reach a certain point, and you slide off the face of the planet entirely. Obviously, something is wrong.
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sure, you can talk to god, but if you don't listen then what's the use? so, onward through the fog!
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BamaMama asks: So where did you go BC? I thought you had mentioned Florida and that bridge looks like one I traveled in Tampa area; but there are no hills in Florida??? I'm confused. Two weeks ago was our FLorida trip, BamaMama. This one was to the UP. The bridge is the Mackinac Bridge. Stared at it for a week. The bottom few photos are on Mackinac Island.  Rick asks: This house of which you speak, do you mean the one you grew up in, or the one where you currently reside? Tiz my current household Rick. I guess I thought I was still camping and was trying to figure out how to exit the camper to go...well, ya know...  Rick sez (with pics): Hey BC, I have some amazing way up yonder... piccys for you. (If you'd like the full-sized piccys - I can email 'em to you). ![[Linked Image from i48.photobucket.com]](http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/ca_rickf/image011.jpg) ...and Ken Hill asks: Very cool pics Rick--but since the world is flat I'm wondering what studio they were produced in? I think it's just the northern most part of Canada Ken...ya know, WAY UP there! 
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A husband & wife are waiting at a bus stop with their 9 kids. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the 9 kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband & the blind man decide to walk. After awhile, the husband gets irritated by the clicking of the blind man's cane as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus. So shut the hell up."
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In order to honor Olyve and The University of Georgia (UGA), I have to try to attempt to write a joke that is best told orally. I don't know if it will transfer to the printed word. Lewis looked at his friend in a questioning manner and replied, "Why, that -- dog --- would --- BITE YOU." Thanks, Bama! Hahaha...... Good ol Lewis Grizzard: To note that Lewis Grizzard was a graduate of the University of Georgia may seem a bit like noting that the sky is blue. For the benefit of the uninitiated however, it must be said here. Bulldog to the bone, he later pulled off one of the great feats in syndicated newspaper history - that of publishing an almost entirely empty column. It was the day after his beloved alma mater had lost a match-up with rival Georgia Tech. Lewis wrote one sentence above several columns of stark white. The sentence read, "Frankly, I don't want to talk about it." His ashes (half of them, anyway) were, in accordance with his fondest wishes, scattered over the fifty-yard line at UGA's Sanford Stadium. Lewis' UGA jokes, both at his own school's expense and at their rivals', were among his fans' favorites. They recited them by heart on his concert tours, waiting for the punch lines, ready to laugh yet again. "Earl," they would mouth silently as Lewis hit the pause perfectly..."that dog would BITE you-u-u-!!" Lewis was like that- like family; like a funny uncle or brother. You always laughed and you always asked for the old stories one more time. Lewis obliged. "I'm Bulldog born" he'd say, "Bulldog bred, and when I die I'll be- by-God Bulldog dead!" He once said that while in between marriages, he had considered placing a classified personal ad seeking a UGA coed with whom he could attend the games because, "She would not think that getting down on one's knees and barking at a Clemson fan was odd behavior." Lewis Grizzard I'm going to go out on a limb, Bama and bet the bank you're not an Auburn fan.... Have you ever heard of/seen our famous snapshot from a few years ago? It got put on so many t shirts, the story was the negative wore out! These are JUST for YOU! http://www.beussery.com/Merchant2/m..._Code=BS&Category_Code=BULLDOGSPHOTOhttp://www.mostlymuppet.com/archives/2005/11/11/uga-vs-auburn/Concerning the pictures of Vandy fans yesterday....gee I'm glad OUR kids don't act like that!  (my sil in from Nashville and went to Vandy for awhile before transferring to UGA) Below is an exerpt from an email I got today from a young friend who recently moved into a downtown loft and is enjoying his newly single self immensely. it's been too long! how are you? truckin', i'm sure. :-) i'm hanging in there. watched the game saturday w/ friends & went "out" (as in "i walked a block") to the saturday night madness. good lawd. it was fun, though. tell ya, some of these guys see game day as an excuse to wear the silliest s*** they can find. The world changes dunnit when college football season is here.... 
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Y'all want me to send you some leftover Cornhusker sh*t - um, memorabilia? I think I can find some around here somewhere. Don't they have something of a history with Alabama? I can't remember.
"The world changes dunnit when college football season is here."
Yes, it does, Olyve, it means I have to time trips to see family around the GD game schedule, as I drive through the Nebraska state capital on the way. The stadium alone becomes the third-largest city in the state, and the traffic can add hours to a trip that already TAKES hours.
So, I'm curious - any statues of Ugga in that, well, natural doggie position?
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From the Church of Ineffable Stupidity:
NINE more troops lives' wasted in IraqNam, while the General swears that he wrote every word of his White House report.
"There was never a good war or a bad peace."
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Yes, it does, Olyve, it means I have to time trips to see family around the GD game schedule, as I drive through the Nebraska state capital on the way. The stadium alone becomes the third-largest city in the state, and the traffic can add hours to a trip that already TAKES hours. Oh now now Ms Mellow.....You're not telling ME nothing. Memorial Nebraska 74,031 Sanford Stadium Georgia 92,000 So, I'm curious - any statues of Ugga in that, well, natural doggie position? All I can say my lady is that the 12 or 20 or so ceramic 'art' dawgs placed in and around town are fair game to the students especially on 'game day' especially if they are of the 'other team' persuasion. Youth can be quite.....creative.
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
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Well I'll tell my age...When I went to college games as a student, we dressed in sunday-go-to-meeting clothes and actually wore "mum" corsages. I always bought a fall football outfit. The amazing thing is that if I had the coat/dress that I wore then, I could wear it today and be right in fashion.
Pastor Ag, When I heard on the radio about the lives lost today "over there," I had to think, "What must those mothers feel with the word of the draw down and withdrawal coming out today.
Dang, it's a terrible world.
Olyve, You are correct. If Clemson and Auburn ever played each other in football, the best I could wish for would be a nuclear holocaust (hope you all know I'm pulling a leg here.)
Mellow, I came to be an Alabama Fan late so I don't have a history that rabid fans have. Rabid fans don't like Notre Dame, Auburn, and Tennessee. I am a graduate of the University of South Carolina and SC's arch enemy is Clemson.
Do you know I actually have a cousin that got his undergraduate degree from Clemson and his PhD from Auburn. AND he is a nice enough fellow!
Heartache and smiles,
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One more Lewis Grizzard favorite for Pastor Ag.
After taking a job with a paper in Athens, GA, he was given a chance to write sports at one of the Chicago papers.
He later said that Chicago had two seasons: winter and the 4th of July!
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Julia,
I noticed your tag is from a book I've been thinking about picking up to read. Do you recommend it?
"When some drunken fool asked if she was a lesbian, she would say, 'In everything but sexual preference.'" -Michael Chabon, 'The Yiddish Policeman's Union'
Kathy
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