I find it hilarious that Donald Trump eats a lot of MacDonald's cheeseburgers, bought anonymously, because he's afraid of being poisoned. Hey, I've worked at MacDonald's as a kid. I doubt the quality of the cooking staff has risen substantially since then. No Cordon Bleu graduates there! Not even graduates of any school, anywhere.

I really doubt any of the cooks can even read the "Lave Sus Manos" sign in the bathroom! And I'm now more sure than ever that every MacDonald's cook in the greater DC area is now making sure they include a "little treat" in every cheesebooger cheeseburger they cook, just in case it ends up in Trump's bed tonight.

Actually, I wonder if it's a race thing. I bet most of the White House kitchen staff is Black. Like they say, you can be an ass-hat to your waiter if you want. You're just going to be eating a lot of spit on the food you send back to the kitchen. Or worse.