Grasping at straws are we? But but but....

In January of 2021, Donald Trump is going to board Marine One and fly to the nearest airport where he will be met by his own private jet to be whisked far far away to some secret tropical resort beyond the reach of extradition. Melania and the brat will return to New York.

And they lived happily (and separately) ever after.

There's justice for ya...More realistically though, Trump will join a very select group of men who will always be called Mr. President. They have been to the top of the mountain and they are untouchable.
Absolved of all crimes by their service to their country.


Good coffee, good weed, and time on my hands...